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Before there was no u, the world crafted insults like fine wine. So, in a bid a further cultural understanding, weve decided to put together a list of the. Its one of those semiaffectionate insults we might throw at a family member or friend whos behaving in a less than cerebral manner. Roses are red, violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you. This is one of those good comebacks for when your kids are making their lack of planning your emergency. List best viewed while wearing a top hat and monocle.
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